MY SECRET
Cho: I’ve got a secret, how ’bout you?
Let’s tell each other what we do!
I’ve got a secret, how ’bout you?
Friday night I’m feelin’ right, cause I get paid
Right back to my little room, and I pull the shade
Off with pants and quickly on with that dress I made
Wig in place, I paint my face and my arms
with marmalade!
Nobody knows my secret!
Nobody shares in my fun!
I walk around in my nylons
Cause I don’t want them to run!
Everyone hides some secret thing they’ve done
So if you’re strange, don’t make a change
Spread your jam and hug your lamb,
And let your vibrator hummmm!
Chorus
All week long I drive a truck, I’m kind of shy
But I read Playboy Magazine, like a normal guy
And I love eatin’ my Mom’s homemade apple pie
But no one knows her marmalade goes
in the pantyhose I buy!
Nobody knows my secret
Nobody shares in my fun!
I spread jelly on my belly,
I spread it on my buns!
I’ll tell you, if you’ll tell me,
Do you get hot with your bathroom locked?
Well I cool my nerves with Mom’s preserves
It’s just a difference of degree!
Chorus
Written by Peter Alsop, © 1975, Moose School Music (BMI)
On Peter Alsop and Songs On Sex & Sexuality – www.peteralsop.com
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