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Intro
I have two feet, I think they’re neat (Chords: E-B7)
I like to sing about them (E-B7)
I tap my feet and I repeat (A-E)
Feet-feet, feet-feet, Feet-feet-feet! (B7-E)
Chorus: Feet-feet, feet-feet, Feet-feet-feet! B7-E
Feet-feet, feet-feet, Feet-feet-feet! A-E
Feet-feet, feet-feet, Feeeeet! B7-A
My feet need air and lots of care
I tell them that I love them
I have to shout, ’cause they’re down there
I’m way up here, above them! (I love you!)
Chorus
My Dad’s feet don’t smell so sweet
When he come home from walks
I hold my nose when my Dad goes
And takes off both his socks!
Fee-eeet. (“Oh wow Dad! Whew!! Cough-cough”)
Every day before I play F-C7
I put my feet in shoes, then F-C7
If my toes fall off my feet Bb-F
That way I will not loose them! C7-F
Chorus
People all around the world
Love their feet like me
So let’s have peace and tap our feet
And sing in harmony!
Chorus
Written by Peter Alsop, ©2003Moose School Music (BMI)
Wish I could write a song E-F#m
Wish I had purple hair G#m-F#m
Wish I was really strong! E-F#m
I wish we had clean air! B7-E
I wish I had enough money A-G#m
To buy stuff I wanna buy F#m-E
I wish I had a trampoline E-F#m
I wish that I could fly! B7-E
Oh-oo! I wish! Oh-oo! I wish! A-G#m-F#m-G#m
Oh-oo! I wish! Oh-oo! I wish! A-G#m-F#m-E
I wish Grandpa didn’t smoke.
I wish people didn’t fight!
Wish I had no bed time!
We could watch TV all night!
Wish there were no mosquitoes!
I wish kids didn’t bleed!
I wish ev’ry one who wanted one
Had pizza to eat!
Chorus
Wish I could save the animals
I’d save a polar bear!
I’d keep him in my bathtub
And I’d brush his hair!
Wish I could drive Dad’s car!
I could drive you to the zoo!
Wish I could play guitar.
I wish wishes would come true!
Chorus
I wish God would hear us wishing, up in Heaven where He dwells
Y’know, somewhere I heard “God, helps those who help themselves”
’Cause when we wish and wish, and we get no satisfaction
Then something needs t’change! We gotta take some action!
So when I wish for something, I take out my mirror
I can see who needs t’help me, yeah, couldn’t be much clearer!
’Cause sittin’ here and wishin’, it’s a really big distraction!
Instead of sittin’ here and wishin’, let’s get up and take some action!
Oh-oo! Woo-oo-oo! F#m-E, F#m-E
Written by Peter Alsop, © 2010, Moose School Music (BMI)
When you’re sitting at the Doctor’s G-Em-G
’Cause you’ve been feeling low G-Em-G
And the Doctor tells you some big giant G-Em-G
Word that you don’t know A-D7
Chorus: Ask away! Ask away! C-G
Don’t wait to ask a question G
When you need to know right now! G#-A7-D7
Ask away! Ask away! C-G
Find out who-what-where-when, why and how?! G-G/F#-E-E7, A-D7-G
When you’re sitting in the classroom
And you haven’t got a clue
’Cause your brain went on vacation,
Well, here’s the thing to do
Chorus
Go ask someone politely A
No need to yell or shout Am
And if they don’t know the answer C
Then you both can go find out! D#7-D7
Like, who made up the name for the moon? C-G
And how does a butterfly grow wings in a cocoon? C-A-D7
And where do all my pencils go when I need to write? C-G
And where does it go, when I G-G/F#-E-E7
Loose my appetite? A-D7-G
If I sit on an egg, will a little chicken hatch?
Why do itches move, when I start to scratch?
This weekend, can we all go up and float in outer space?
N’when I ask you my questions, G-G/F#-E-E7
Why do you make that face?! D#7-D7
So if you’re lost up in the forest
With no clue which path to choose
There’s no need to be embarrassed
Ask a moose if you’re confused!
Chorus
Ask away! Ask away! Don’t wait to ask that question
When that question starts to burn!
Ask away! Ask away!
’Cause asking a question is a great way to learn!
Written by Peter Alsop, © 2010 Moose School Music (BMI)
Now, I’m The Beet, so you know I’m sweet
An’ I’m gonna teach you to groove!
When I say, “Tap your feet”, you go Tap, Tap
When I say “Listen to The Beet”, you go Um-hmm!
Tap your feet! Tap, Tap
Yeah, listen to the Beet! Um-hmm!
Yeah! Tap your feet! Tap, Tap
Now “Listen to The Beet”, Um-hmm!
All right, that’s sweet!
Well I’m The Beet, and you know I’m sweet
And together, we’re gonna mooooooove!
Cause I’m a root y’know, and I grow down below
You can chew the Beet greens above me
Full of vitamin C’s and some manganese
And vitamin A, you gonna love me!
’Cause I’m The Beet, and you know I’m sweet
Now tap your feet Tap, Tap
And listen to the Beet Um-hmm!
Deep underground, I don’t make a sound
I make sugar by the pound ‘cause I don’t mess around
I grew up in my bed and I’m blood red, and
If you heard what I said, you can shake your head an’
Tap your feet! Tap, Tap
Yeah, Listen to The Beet! Um-hmm!
When you’re ready to eat, put the water on the heat
Pop me in for a swim in the pool!
Gonna be your supper, Eat me from a cup, or
Cover me with butter if you’re cool!
Your tongue’ll be purple, and you’re prob’ly gonna burp
I’ll taste so sweet, you’re gonna drool
’Cause I’m The Beet, and you know I’m sweet
Tap your feet Tap, Tap
And listen to the Beet Um-hmm!
Then you put me in your mouth and you chew a little bit
And I get a little mushy with a little bit of spit
Not Borscht, of course, but I’m a folate source
And I, . . .
Kid: Hey Beet! Hey Beet! What’s Borscht?
Beet: What?
Kid: What’s Borscht?!
Well all right! Okay, I’ll give you the scoop
Want to know about BORSCHT? It’s BEET SOUP!
But if you want BORSCHT to be your fuel
Then get another Beet, cause I’m no fool
And you can tell by it’s name, BORSCHT IS NOT COOL!
I’ll be your friend, but don’t leave me alone
You could put me in your pocket, you could take me home
And we can hang out in your room , and watch TV
We could stay up late, just you and me!
(But no shows about BORSCHT!)
Kid: But, lots of people like to eat Borscht when it’s cold.
Beet: Really?
Kid: Yep!
Beet: Well, ahh, that’s kind of cool, all right then! Thank you.
So, I take back what I said about BORSCHT! Let’s go!
I could be BORSCHT! Long as it’s cool!
’Cause I’m The Beet, and I’m cool and sweet
Don’t worry ‘bout a thing, we’re gonna dance and sing!
Listen to The Beet! Um-hmm!
Tap your feet! Tap, Tap
Listen to The Beet! Um-hmm!
Tap your feet! Tap, Tap
I said Listen to The Beet! Um-hmm!
Tap your feet! Tap, Tap
Beet: That’s all right! I could be Borscht!
Written by Peter Alsop, © 2004, Moose School Music (BMI)
There’s a dragon who flies by my window D-A-G
Just about every night G-A-D
He begs me to come out and fly with him
And maybe I’ll do it, ... some night.
But I’m just a kid, and I need my sleep G-F#m7
And he bugs me and keeps me awake Em7-F#m-D
And when I tell him”No!”, he whines and he says G-A
“Leap on my back and we’ll make, Em-A
A flight around the whole world! Em-D
Or maybe just across town F#m-G
C’mon! Let’s go up to my mountain D-A
We can check out what’s goin’ down!” He sings, G-A7-D
Chorus: Rah ha-roo, Rah ha-roo, Rah-hoooo G-D
Rah ha-roo, Rah ha-roo, Raaaaa Asus4-A-D
Rah ha-roo, Rah ha-roo, Rah-hooooo G-Dsus-D
Rah ha-roo, Rah ha-roo, Raaaaa Asus4-A-A7-D
But I always say “That’s okay,
I’d rather sleep here with my toys
You can come back tomorrow night if you want,
But you better not make any noise!
’Cause if my parents hear you outside
They’ll get very, very uptight!
They don’t want me flying with dragons
Especially on a school night!
N’he says “Hey, that’s cool,” then he puckers his lips G-A
And he gives me a soft dragon kiss D-G
And he hovers outside and he sings me to sleep F#m7-Em7
And his song sounds something like this Em-F#m7-D
Chorus
It’s been a long time since I’ve seen him
I hope that he visits me soon
’Cause I wonder what it would be like
To fly on his back to the moon
High over town through the sky
He never did anything wrong
But he was a dragon, you know, ...
And some nights I still hear his song
Chorus
There was a dragon who flew by my window
Just about every night
And I never went out to fly with him
But maybe I’ll do it, ... some night.
Chorus (quietly)
Written by Peter Alsop, ©2010, Moose School Music, (BMI)
Amy, the giraffe stuck her neck up so high E-B7
She saw hungry lions hiding in a bush nearby C#m-B
But Amy didn’t tell her friends, she turned and ran away C#m-B
Now she feels awful, ’cause she acted that way A-B7
So Amy made a promise to speak up for little guys
Even if it’s scary for, someone her size
So when Amy spots a carnivore, she does her thing
She sticks her neck out, and starts to sing!
Gotta stick my neck out! Before it’s too late! A-E-A-E
Gotta stick my neck out! Co-co, co-communicate! A-E-F#-B7
Gotta stick my neck out! When my friends are in a bind A-E-E-C#m
Gotta stick my neck out! And say what’s on my mind! A-E-B7-E
Chorus (repeat)
We’re all animals, and we all need some help
We can sing out for the little ones who can’t sing out for themselves!
So instead of eating others, let’s share this world with them
Stick your neck out just like me! Be a vegetarian!
Gotta stick my neck out! To help a little friend
Gotta stick my neck out! Be a vegetarian!
If I’m a carnivore today, well, tomorrow that might end!
Gotta stick my neck out! If I’m gonna help a friend!
Now every kid knows when something doesn’t feel right
We’ve been taught to keep our mouth shut and t’keep out of sight
Sure, it’s scary to speak up, when you’re the only one
But if we all sing together, we can get something done!
Gotta stick my neck out! When something feels wrong
Gotta stick my neck out! Gotta raise my voice in song!
Gotta stick my neck out! Not hang it in a bend
Gotta stick my neck out! Get the violence to end
Gotta stick my neck out! There’s injustice in the land.
Gotta stick my neck out! It’s time to take a stand!
Gotta stick my neck out! Not all crunched up and curled
Gotta stick my neck out! If we’re gonna save the world!
If we stick our necks out all together, A-B7
Then we can save the world! B7-E
Written by Peter Alsop, ©2010, Moose School Music (BMI)
St. Pat drove the snakes out of Ireland A7-D-A-D
Tho’ snakes are God’s creatures too G-D
And they probably scared St Patrick a bit G-D
And they might even frighten you E-A
But getting rid of all the snakes D-A-D
Won’t make your fear go away G-Bm
It puts it off for awhile G-D
But your fear will come back some day, some day A-Bm-G
Your fear will come back some day D-A-D-A7
So you go somewhere else and get frightened
Maybe by spiders this time
You can crush all the spiders with books, y’know
But killing them’s kind of a crime.
’Cause all life is sacred
In my heart, I know it’s true
These animals just are trying their best
T’stay alive like we do, we dooo
To stay alive like we do.
When you kill the things you’re scared of
You loose what you need to explore
To learn t’grow and be stronger
To stop being scared like before
So if you hate spiders and snakes
There’s one thing that is clear
If you kill ’em or crush ’em or chase ’em away
You never get rid of your fear, your fear
No, you never get rid of your fear.
Those creatures are here for a reason
God made ’em and He’s no fool
We can’t avoid Life’s lessons
We learn that at home and in school.
So don’t copy old St Patrick
Who never conquered his fear
God didn’t make this world for just us
People living here, my dear, noooo!
It’s for all the creatures here!
St Patrick just felt frightened of D-A-D
What us other creatures do G-Bm
So give us a break! Don’t be frightened of me G-D
And I won’t be frightened of you, of youuu, nooo! A-Bm-G
Give us a break! Don’t be frightened of me G-D
And I won’t be frightened of you! A-A7-D
Written by Peter Alsop, ©Copyright 2007, Moose School Music (BMI)
If a great big ugly guy walks by F#m-E
While you are playing in your yard F#m-E
And he sez “Hey Little Kid! You want a F#m-E
Stick of gum or a cho’late bar? F#M-E
Would you take it from him? (NO!) G#
What if it’s your favorite? (NO!) A
What if he has ice cream? (NO!) A#
And we know why! B7
Chorus: ’Cause he’s a stranger! Someone we don’t know! E-F#m-B7
He’s a stranger, he might be nice, but even so E-F#m-B7
We follow safe advice G#-C#m
So to strangers we say, (NO!) A-D7-C#7
If a pretty lady’s at your door
She rings your bell, you’re home alone
And she says, “Hey Little Kid! I’m lost!
Please let me in to use your phone!
Would you let her in? (NO!)
What if she is smiling? (NO!)
What if she looks like a movie star? (NO!)
What if she says she’d been lost for forty-two days
and hasn’t had anything to eat in three weeks
and she needs a great lookin’ little kid like you
to let her in right now to use the phone
Would you do it? (NO!)
And we know why!
Chorus
Now LET me get this straight, a stranger’s F#m-E
ANYONE I don’t know, so I
SHOULDN’T talk to strangers or go
OFF alone with someone who I
DON’T know because strangers are not G#m-F
ALWAYS ugly looking sometimes
THEY act nice and friendly but they’re
STILL a stranger even if I F#m-E
THINK I might have seen them I should
NEVER let them get too close B7
and we know why!
Chorus
Written by Peter Alsop, ©1992, Moose School Music (BMI)
Sometimes Si, Sometimes No D-A7
That’s the way that life goes D-A7
Sometimes Si, Sometimes No D-Em7
That’s the way of life! D-A7-D
We all wish life was perfect A7
We want things to be right A7-D-A7-D
We love to get a hug A7
We hate to have a fight D
So when you’re feeling low G-F#m
When your life is trashed Em7-F#m-D
Find a friend and cry and then, G-D
Have a good laugh! A-A7
Chorus
So when life feels scary
Sit down and take a breath
Find your friends or family
The ones who love you best
Just feel all the feelings
Going on inside
Sometimes life is easy
Sometimes it takes us for a ride! It’s …
Chorus (3x)
Written by Peter Alsop ©2007, Moose School Music (BMI)
Kid: Hey Dad? Can I have a puppy?
Dad: What!? A puppy!?
Cho: No-no-no, no-no-no, no-no-no, No! G-D7
No-no-no, no-no-no, no-no-no, No! D7-G
No-no-no, no-no-no, no-no-no, No! No! No! No! G-C-D7-G
I never had one when I was your size G-C
You really don’t want one who barks and who cries G-D7
Who wets on the carpets and chews up my shoes G-C
And they carry diseases, they probably do! G-D7
You’re just a kid and I forbid you to have a puppy, G-C-D7
Just do as I say, I’ve explained it to you! D7-G (C-D7-G)
Kid: There’s nothin’ to do. Can my friend come here to play?
Dad: What!? Can your friend come here to play!?
Chorus
When you have a friend here there’s always such noise
You laugh and you play and you scatter your toys
And this house belongs to us grown-ups you see?
So go play with your crayons or watch the T.V.!
You’re just a kid and I forbid you to have any friends here,
Just do as I say, I’m bigger than you!
Kid: Well I’m bored. Can I smoke a cigarette?
Dad: What!? Smoke a cigarette!?
Chorus
Just because I smoke doesn’t mean you
Can huff and puff smoke rings like mature adults do
Smoking is bad for your lungs and your growth
I’m older, I know what is best for us both!
You’re just a kid and I forbid you to smoke cigarettes,
(Spoken: Or anything else for that matter!)
Just do as I say, don’t do as I do!
Kid: I’m getting angry. I feel like cussing!
Dad: What!? Cussing!?
Chorus
Damn it all NO! Because children who swear,
Grow up to be stupid asses, so there!
“Tinkle” and “Kaa-kaa” are kid-words to say
Stick with “Pee-pee” and “Poo-poo” and you’ll be okay!
You’re just a kid and I forbid you to use grown-up cuss words
Just do as I say, dirty words are taboo!
Kid: You never let me do anything! I’m gonna have a tantrum!
Dad: What!? A tantrum!?
Chorus
That’s an idea that’s completely absurd
Children should only be seen and not heard!
Just because I yell and shout and sometimes
Kick the cat, kick the chair, and spank your behind,
Well it doesn’t mean you, . . have that luxury too!
You have to go through some frustrations you see,
Especially if you want to grow-up like me!
Kids: Chorus
Dad(spoken): Hey! Come back here! I’m speaking to you!
Don’t you slam that door! Wait until your mother gets home!
You unlock this door right now! You’re only a child!!
Only grown-ups get to have locked doors!! Open! Open!!
Written by Peter Alsop, ©Copyright 1980, Moose School Music (BMI)
I love my Mom, she loves to shop A-E-A-E
She’s not a bunny, but she can hop! Bm-E
She wiggles her nose and shops for clothes A-E-F-F#m
And she nibbles grass just t‘make me laugh! F#m-G-G#-A
D-A-E-E7-(G-G#-A)
I love my Dad, sometimes he’s cool
He fools around like the kids at school
At dinner he says “Sit up straight!”
“Now ev’rybody, lick your plate!”
Chorus: I love my family D-A
But they don’t seem a bit like me E-E7-A
Cause they’re as nutty as can be! D-A-G#m-F#m
Still, ... I love my family! F#m-G-G#-A
I love m’Grandma, she sings songs
She taps her feet, she claps along
N’she really loves to play her gong!
And then she sings the notes all wrong!
I love m’Grandpa, he tells jokes
He laughs so hard, he almost chokes
And no one laughs, but him and me!
He makes sounds like a chimpanzee!
Chorus & Instrumental
I love my Brother, even though
He never takes me when he goes
He said that I could come along
If I promise not to sing this song!
I love my Sister, she’s a pest
She never lets a subject rest
She loves to talk things through and through
I bet she’d love to talk to you!
Chorus
I love my family
But I’m afraid! It’s what I feared!
It’s weird, but ev’ry now and then!
My behavior’s just like them!
I love my family
I’ve inherited insanity!
We have a nutty fam’ly tree!
That’s why I love my family! (3x)
Written by Peter Alsop, ©2010, Moose School Music (BMI)
There’s a small kangaroo G
Who shops around town Am
Puts things in her pouch Am
Then she hops up and down G
Sometimes things break G
And her pouch is a mess Am
Does she throw it away? A7
I bet you can guess! (NO!) She says, D-D7
Chorus: “Why should I throw it away, away C-D-G-Em
I’ll use it again some day. C-D7-G, (C-G)
And I’d have to find another one then C-D-D-Em
So I’m gonna use this one again, ... C-D-Em
And again and again, and again and again, C-D
And again and again and again!” D-D7-G, (C-G)
Chorus & Instrumental
She can wash her pouch out!
“When I bounce, it’ll dry it!”
It’s a little more work
But y’know, we should try it!
Let’s all do the same
With the stuff that we use
Write our name on our own
So we know whose is whose!
Chorus (2x)
And again and again, and again and again,
And again and again and again!
Written by Peter Alsop, ©2010, Moose School Music (BMI)
We eat up the world when we gobble our food A-E
Cause it comes from all over, and though it tastes good B7-E
Let’s think about where our meals come from A-E
If we eat up the world, ... we got “no place like home” B7-E
If we eat up the world, ... we got “no place like home” B7-E
Chorus: Grow it at home, grow it at home A-E
We won’t eat up the world ’cause we grow it at home B7-E
Our turkey grew up on a farm down South A-E
Grapes from Chile taste great in my mouth! B-E
Beans from France, eggplant from Japan A-E
The mustard is English and so is the jam F#-B7
Tomatoes from Mexico, Panama yams E
The shrimp in our gumbo, came in from Thailand B7-E
Potatoes from Canada, gravy from Spain E
Peruvian onions and lobsters from Maine B7-E
It’s all pretty neat, but still, if we could
Let’s grow our own, then we’d know it’s good
Pick when it’s ripe, not unripe and green
We can eat right away, and we know that it’s clean
And clear from the poisons the big growers use
To kill bugs and critters who eat this stuff too
We know that our onions come out of our ground
And the eggs from our chickens are the best eggs around
Chorus
The world needs us all to cut back I think
So the carbon and water footprint can shrink
No gas for trucks or airplanes that fly it
No cardboard, no plastic, I’d sure like to try it!
Pay less for storage, for refrigeration
Less packing, less stacking, and less taxation!
No preservatives, no more processing, please!
From garden, to basket, to kitchen to me!
Chorus & Instrumental Chorus
When we cut out long distance food distribution
We use less energy, have less pollution!
We’re more sustainable, locally grown
N’we get to know neighbors who grow stuff at home
Then every kid knows where the food comes from
’Cause they plant it and weed it and when harvest comes
If somebody asks, “How does your garden grow?”
Well, they answer “Just great!” - ’cause every kid knows,
We won’t eat up the world when we gobble our food
’Cause it comes from right here! And it tastes so good!
We care about where our meals come from
We won’t eat up the world, ... ’cause we grow it at home
Chorus (2x)
Written by Peter Alsop, ©Copyright 2010, Moose School Music (BMI)
Chorus: Roots grow down into the ground A-E
Wings, they fly up high! A-E
Roots and wings are things we need A-E
T’help kids get by! A-E-A
Plants grow roots t’reach the water D-A
Way down below E-A
Strong roots help them hang on tight D-A
When the cold winds blow! Bm-E-A
Chorus
Birds use wings to leave the nest
When it’s time to fly
It’s scary, but they’ve seen their parents
Sail through the sky!
Chorus & Instrumental Chorus
When grown-ups have both roots and wings
We share them with our kids
Let’s get ourselves in balance, then
We’ll all have more to give!
Chorus (2x)
Written by Peter Alsop, ©2010, Moose School Music (BMI)